When hell breaks loose over shoes!

I just want to add a reader beware.. I swear, I like to say fuck, shit, fer fuck sakes, yippity do da day. If you get offended easily I am probably not someone to follow lol. I love my kids with everything I have but holy fuck... do they test my patience sometimes.

Most School mornings tend to start with me screaming at my pre teen to get the fack up before he is late for school. To which he usually responds " I don't want too! ". This routine happens about a dozen times until his ass is finally out of bed. My daughter on the other hand is up, dressed, fed, lunch packed... ready to go. Right up until it's time to leave. This is always the time she decides to melt down. It could be over the wrong coloured sock, she doesn't like her hair, maybe my son glanced at her wrong. This morning it was because she couldn't find her fucking shoes. SHOES, you know... the ones supposed to be with all the other fucking shoes but aren't. When I went to hug and kiss her patience testing forehead this morning I noticed... hmmmmmm she is wearing shoes that are about 2 sizes to small. Now mind you I debated on saying anything cause lord knows I dare poke the bear minutes before she left for school.

However... I couldn't let it slide. "Excuse me, Rori.. do those shoes fit?"... Enter water works of epic proportions... from Rori of course, not me. I glance back at my husband like WTF just happened?? To which he shrugs his shoulders basically saying not it!! She then explodes into a long ass story about how she can't find her shoes that fit.... storms into her room ( because this is all the time now). Not even a minute later she prances back out with the shoes that actually fit her, smiles and says "Bye Mom, have a great day today, Love you"....the whole time I'm like she is fucking kidding right?!?! Rather than call her out, I nod and say "love you too", glance again at my husband who shrugs once more suggesting "not it" again... and away she goes. I swear... this one will give me a run for my money when she is 16.. can't fucking wait.

~Rae~